🦃 An Unusual Thanksgiving
A Witch Haven Bay Thanksgiving Gothic Tale
By Christine Esser, writing as Tina Esser
The Fog Harbor Hotel looked more abandoned than rented that
Thanksgiving afternoon. The old hotel sat at the end of Breaker Street; its
once-grand neon sign flickering just enough to suggest it wasn’t ready to die
yet.
A small film crew had taken over the lobby — five people,
three cameras, and exactly zero working outlets. They’d come to Witch Haven Bay
to film a documentary about the 1948 Winter Festival Fire and the rumors of a
musician’s ghost still drifting through the harbor.
But right now, they weren’t thinking about ghosts.
They were thinking about dinner.
Specifically, how the only diner in town — Sadie’s — had run
out of Thanksgiving plates before they called.
“You should’ve ordered yesterday,” Sadie had scolded over
the phone. “We’re a town, not a miracle factory!”
So now the crew was huddled around a coffee table, staring
at their meager feast: a few bruised apples, stale crackers, and a package of
beef jerky.
“We’re not gonna starve,” muttered the director, Liza. “We
can find some food. ”
“Maybe,” said Jonah, the cameraman, who had just gotten back
from a scouting errand. “I found a pastry shop still open.”
He set down two ornate boxes from Mirelda Caul’s Honeythorn
Pies, decorated in glittery twine.
The crew perked up.
“Bless you,” Liza whispered. “You’re a genius.”
Jonah grimaced. “Promise me you’ll still think that after
you try them.”
They opened the boxes.
Inside were delicate tarts swirling with shimmering blue
sugar, glowing faintly in the dim light.
“Is… food supposed to do that?” asked the sound tech.
“Shut up and pass me one,” Liza said.
Each crew member took a tart.
Jonah aimed a camera at them out of habit. “Okay. On three.
One… two… three.”
They bit in.
The pastries tasted like honey, sea-salt caramel, and
something floral and strangely musical. The room seemed to brighten. The
chandelier flickered.
And then—
The pastries began to hum.
Softly at first.
Then louder.
Then louder, harmonizing with each other.
“Is that—”
“—a chord progression?”
“—in A minor?”
“—please tell me I’m not hallucinating—”
“No, you’re definitely hearing that,” said Jonah, moving the
camera closer. “I’m getting all of this.”
The pastries vibrated.
One of them levitated three inches off the plate.
Another split open, revealing a swirl of blue mist that rose
like a genie trying to find its legs.
The crew screamed.
Quietly — they were professionals, after all — but unmistakably.
“Okay,” Liza gasped. “So, we’re either drugged or we’re
about to win a documentary award.”
Before the pastries could begin speaking (which, given
Mirelda’s magic, they absolutely would have)… the lobby door banged open.
Sadie stormed in, cheeks flushed, carrying two enormous foil
pans.
“Jonah told me what you people were trying to eat!” she
barked. “So, I cooked my backup turkey. Move your gear.”
The crew parted like grateful disciples.
Sadie set down:
- a full
roasted turkey
- mashed
potatoes
- gravy
- stuffing
- cranberry
sauce
- two
pumpkin pies
- and a
note that read: “DON’T EAT THE HONEYTHORN BLUE SUGAR. —Sadie.”
Everyone cheered.
Sadie eyed the humming pastries.
“Oh, for heaven’s sake. You did NOT.”
Jonah held up the camera. “Should we stop filming?”
Sadie snorted. “Kid, film everything. They’ll likely want
that film as evidence when the city’s Paranormal Practitioner Board calls.”
The pastries suddenly dropped silent, as if they realized
they’d just incriminated themselves.
But before the crew could box them up for disposal, a faint,
mournful three-note trumpet phrase drifted in through the cracked window —
soft, nostalgic, unmistakably from another time.
The crew fell still.
“What was that?” whispered Liza.
Sadie didn’t blink. “Just our local ghost. Don’t mind him —
he gets sentimental on holidays.”
A swirl of fog pressed against the window, then faded, as if
someone had tipped a hat and walked away.
The crew exchanged looks.
Jonah whispered, “We are absolutely coming back here.”
Future Trouble for Mirelda
The next day, the crew posted the footage of the humming
Honeythorn pastries to their behind-the-scenes YouTube channel.
Within hours, it went viral.
Within days, it became:
- a meme
- a
trending audio
- And Exhibit
A in the upcoming case that the city would bring against Mirelda Caul for
“reckless infusion of unstable magical sugar into the food supply.”
Somewhere in town, Mirelda sneezed violently.
Sadie felt oddly satisfied.
And in Witch Haven Bay, the fog lifted just long enough for
a ghostly trumpet to play one warm, wistful chord of Thanksgiving approval.
Happy holidays!
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If this short story made you smile, you might also enjoy the Thanksgiving story in Pumpkin Pie Poltergeist, book 3 in the Witch Haven Bay series, usually available for $0.99 (#free on Thanksgiving) at Barnes & Noble, Apple, Kobo, Tolino, and more online bookstores: https://books2read.com/u/3RZ70G
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